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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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