- Anti Joke

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan