Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "I want six shots of whisky," responds the young man. "Six shots? What’s the occasion?" asks the barman. "My first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a seventh on the house." To which the young man replies, "No offence sir, but if six shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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if you don't like this you're gay

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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whats up and also down? your mum

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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womans having rights.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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