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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

PENIS lol

Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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