- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Who wants water? I do.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.