Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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