What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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I am quite mature.

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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