Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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Chuck Norris.

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anti jokes are really funny

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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