- Anti Joke

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Robin, get in the car, please.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)