A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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