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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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