Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

lol

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

How about that airline food?

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...