- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Obama = ebola

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Anthony sucks

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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