- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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