- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

No soup for you!

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

Knock knock come in.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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