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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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