What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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