What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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Justin Beiber

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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