Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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WILLYS

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? "My name ism't really who, it's Thomas. I thought it'd be funny if I made you say who who, as though imitating an owl. However, I understand that childish jokes like that are not funny and if anything stupid and immature. I am sorry for wasting your time. I will go continue my solitary life alone in a crappy tenement... Damn government. They have money to fight wars against foreign countries and yet no money goes to feeding the poor. Do you think life of easy for me loving like this?! I'm such a lost cause not even my own parents want to see me! And I'll be damned if they're still alive. A dad who beat me and got drunk even night, and a mom with breast cancer"(Thomas, overwhelmed, proceeds to have a mental breakdown). The man at the door comes out to comfort him. "It's alright man. i'll help you out." He let's Jeffrey stay with him for the next four months. They both get raped by a T-Rex.

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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