- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??