- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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