- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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