Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Joesph Triphook.

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Click here to end the world.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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