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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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