- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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