Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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