Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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