OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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Laugh.

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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