- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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