- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What's half of 8? o

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A baby seal walks into a club.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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