whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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Equal rights!

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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