- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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