- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Prostitution is bad.......

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

mitchell palmer sucks

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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