- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

drew edminstin is a rat

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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