What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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