What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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Ms Leong Sux

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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Jordan is pregant

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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