- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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