- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Obama = ebola

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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