- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Womans baksetball...

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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