What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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