What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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