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"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Get up Look in the mirror

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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