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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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