The young orphan boy had high hopes for this Christmas. When he woke up, he ran to the foot of the tree and saw a large box wrapped with seasonal wrapping paper. He looked at it to see that it was for someone else. The boy recieved nothing for Christmas and was later hit by a bus that had veered off of the road to avoid hitting a dog. The boy is now paralyzed and is extremely disappointed as to how his Christmas had unfolded.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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Beka has AIDS

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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