- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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