Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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