What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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