Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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Nickelback

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "I want six shots of whisky," responds the young man. "Six shots? What’s the occasion?" asks the barman. "My first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a seventh on the house." To which the young man replies, "No offence sir, but if six shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

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What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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How do you make a little girl cry?

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

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I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

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What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

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A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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