Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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A penis walks into a bar..

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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