Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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