Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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#Getweird

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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