- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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