- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

rent a cops

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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