- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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