I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Your mother just died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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Sarah Palin.

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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