Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Anyone can post anything.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Title IX

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

knock knock come in !

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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