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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Knock Knock.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

Black people being friendly.

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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