What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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Anti Joke

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