- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

womens rights.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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