- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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