- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Roses are flowers.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

antonis sister is mighty fine

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

how do you call someone? use a phone

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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