Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

A: Knock Knock B: 7

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What ryhmes with turtle rape

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

What's long and black? A long and black object.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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