There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

Jovan

I'm hungry.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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