- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Once, I went to Peru.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Boxing on Boxing Day

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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