Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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all your base are belong to mark

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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