How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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womens rights.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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