How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What's big and long? My dick.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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