- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

tea with milk?

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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