What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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And you honored it I see :P

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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