a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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