- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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