Jersey Shore.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Sarah Palin.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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