- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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