- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

You idiot thats 9 letters

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Obama

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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