- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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