- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

pull my finger (farts)

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

Flowers are colors Love me

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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