Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Anti Joke

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