whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

Cheese

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Cripples are lame.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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