Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

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What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

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01101110 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 translate here http://binarytranslator.com/

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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