Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

I'm rick james bitch

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Sarah Palin.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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