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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

My Boyfriend

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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