- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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