- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Knock Knock No solicitors

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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