- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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