Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Jeff

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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