Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Prostitution is bad.......

your face

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Anti Joke

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