What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

This is a joke.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

no really what are ur names?

Anti-jokes are funny.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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