- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

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