- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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