An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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