- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

whats up and also down? your mum

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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