- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

How high is the sky? True or False

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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