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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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