- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

knock knock come in

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

The cream, it is coming

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