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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

I like the color potato.

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