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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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