What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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Obama lin Baden.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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Tony Romo

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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