Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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