- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

A hill billy went fishing

A blind man walks into a wall.

How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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