Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

This is not a joke.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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