Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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