- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Rebecca Black

You know whats annoying? Steve

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

You just made me realize something friend, and for that I am grateful, I quit and left the remains of what could have been put together again, I mean if the chance was there, I betrayed both you and myself by leaving a sinking ship. I keep telling myself that our dream has no chance of becoming real in a world where people lack what we consider vision, individuality. Now I realize that by losing faith in humanity accepting their individuality and becoming an author of fiction, I have indeed lost my own belief in a greater world, this of course being reflected upon the fact that I write fiction, rather than speeches and well, what I once considered wisdom. Its just that its lonely at the top, the wiser you become, the more alienated you become from the rest, and if others no longer grasp our concepts of wisdom, strength honor, love and such.. Then I suppose that we just end up lonely, as aliens in a world full of monkeys, until I have begun questioning myself if I am just an arrogant prick, and taken that for an answer. Then it does not matter if you have one follower or a million... ...The sensation of solitude, becomes overwhelming, I guess I have been looking around the world for a definition, rather than following my own heart. Listen, I wont pretend to be you, but I will gladly join you, but if you cannot accept us as equals, I decline. Hey on the brighter side, I always got a "man that likes men" vibe out of you, I suppose I got myself a fan huh? Someone trying to copycat me. Damn, I feel broken, or maybe I just realized how broken I have allowed myself to become, lets say you are not really a woman and where using this in order to break me. Then I gotta say you got me there, and I am not proud of that, I guess that you trying, where I gave up, makes you the better one regardless.

Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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