- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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