- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why can't february march Because april may

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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