- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Hail Hitler

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

G:nock nock B:come in!

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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