How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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Your're racist.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returns and says, "My friend does not have a pulse, so I stand by my prior assumption that he is dead."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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