Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

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Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

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What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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You wanna see something really scary?

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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