Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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breasts

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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