- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Fine, ladies first.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."