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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Get up Look in the mirror

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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