- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What stops a train? A missile

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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