What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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