- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

Women's Soccer.

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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