Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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