- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

whats long and black? a baton

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