- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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