Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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i black man walks in to a bar.he askes if he can make out with you? the man says"no. black man says"why? the guy says"because im not homersexal. black man says"oh. boss says"hey i told you dont talk to black people. guy says"no i can ekplan.boss says no more of buts or buy. boss says" you are fired guy says"NO! boss says"yup both of you get out! guys say no two guards come to talk them out. THE END`DONE!

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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