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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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