Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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