- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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