- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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