- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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