yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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