How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Fat? Jesse Z

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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