- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

it was all Tagart

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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