Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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your face is kinda funny

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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