- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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