- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

HELLO EVERYONE

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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