- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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