- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you make the general public confused? ...

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Knock Knock.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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