A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

rocky is staring at us from outside...

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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