- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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