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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

knock knock go away!!!

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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