- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

A bar walks into a man

Justin's life

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

If i open this door you can go trough it

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

where do some birds live in? Earth

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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