Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Anti Joke

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