You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What ryhmes with turtle rape

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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