Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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