- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

what are three short words? i a am

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

womens rights.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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