- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

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