Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Beka has AIDS

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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