What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Boxing on Boxing Day

What is the name of the car? What

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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