Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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