- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Nero, sure you are okay?

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

I named my son ps2 controller

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

There once was this guy and he fell down

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Obama = ebola

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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