- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Robin get in the batmobile!

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

What would u like to drink?

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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