- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

What's your guys names?

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

NASCAR

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

CFL

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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