- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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