Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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