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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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