- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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