- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

why dont they make black forks

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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