- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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