a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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Penis

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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Anti Joke

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