Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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SEX

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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