Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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I C U P White stuff

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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Women's Rights

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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