Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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