Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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Skinny people fart less.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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