- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Everybody will die

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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