- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Chick Norris... Enough said

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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