- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

you see theres this guy.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

rent a cops

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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