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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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