Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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