- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Seriosly. too much sex again?

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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