A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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