- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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