- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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