Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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alex is cool

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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Anti Joke

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