Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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Anti Joke

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