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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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