- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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