- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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