- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

a black man did not eat chicken.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

i like turtles

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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