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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

a black man pays his child support

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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