- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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