- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What's better than a stick? A stone

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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