- Anti Joke

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.