- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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