knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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Thats what she said

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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