What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

what looks like a banana? a penis

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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