- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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