- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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