Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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