- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Why so serious ?

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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