- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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