- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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