- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Women's rights

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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