- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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