- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Actually it was me Josh brown

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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