Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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